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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1170 on: January 05, 2012, 09:57:22 pm »
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still kind of trying to figure out what to do. some conflicting messages. so tonight ended up being a bit random. also i slept like shit the last three nights, so badly two nights ago that i postponed yesterday's workout until today. also i just had a really fucking terrible day yesterday. also, i need to change my reminder thing because it's not working.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = left knee super stiff
FATIGUE = high

- warm up

- sprint x10y

-DSVJ x3
terrible, barely 30

- DLRVJ x 10-12
pretty good, 32-32.5

- MR half tuck x 25,25,25

- SS1: squat MSEM x 295
- SS1: ME SVJ x 1
- SS1 info: 6 rounds

- SS2: bench 8 x 133
- SS2: pulldown 8 x 90,100
- SS2 info: 2 rounds

- stretch
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1171 on: January 08, 2012, 09:58:49 am »
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ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL IT BANDS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.

BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = none (:D)
FATIGUE = high

- warm up

- squat 2 x 315,315,315,315

- stretch

had a brutal headache, no way was jumping in the cards. also, i'm up in baltimore this weekend so no access to balance and also, i slept poorly. gf's room is burning hot and there's nothing to be done about it. the hopkins gym is weird, i guess much more like a normal gym than balance. makes me appreciate balance.
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1172 on: January 09, 2012, 10:33:19 pm »
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ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = left knee stiff
FATIGUE = low

- warm up

- DSVJ X 3

- DLRVJ X 3
too crowded. apparently there's rugby on mondays and tuesdays now.  >:(

- depth jump x 5,5,5,5

- MR half tuck x 25,20,20

- explosive parallel box squat 2 x 275,275,275,275,275
lol, i have no idea what i'm doing. these felt cool, i guess. speedy. (?)

- SS1: DB bench 10 x 90
- SS1: pull down 10 x 90
- SS1 info: 2 rounds

- incline situp +35 x 10,10

- stretch
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1173 on: January 11, 2012, 09:51:39 pm »
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ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.

BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = left knee stiff, toes a little
FATIGUE = moderate, just felt a little burned out, long day at work

- warm up

- sprint x 10y,10y
bad

- DSVJ x 3
okay

- DLRVJ x ~20
 :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record:
dunked a tennis ball repeatedly, probably 8-10 times. i've been able to jump high enough before but didn't have one on hand. anyway it's the first time i've ever actually put something through the rim. it felt awesome, i was giddy afterward. and i think i actually PR'd for height, too. true 34, for sure. sweet.

- squat 5 x 285,285,285
easing in, knee felt fine, good thing

- SS1: pull down 10 x 90
- SS1: DB bench 10 x 110
- SS1 info: 2 rounds

- stretch

so awesome.
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

- Avishek

https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1174 on: January 11, 2012, 11:26:49 pm »
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- DLRVJ x ~20
 :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record:
dunked a tennis ball repeatedly, probably 8-10 times. i've been able to jump high enough before but didn't have one on hand. anyway it's the first time i've ever actually put something through the rim. it felt awesome, i was giddy afterward. and i think i actually PR'd for height, too. true 34, for sure. sweet.


:headbang:

rock and roll man!

I vote if you can get a tennis ball down you need to buy a mini b-ball and dunk that too!
5'10"- 185lbs - 45 yrs - reach - 7'6" (90") - 27" SVJ - 30" RVJ - 245# Full squat
Progress Tracker - http://www.adarq.org/progress-journals-experimental-routines/loopie's-log/msg24864/#msg24864

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1175 on: January 12, 2012, 04:50:40 am »
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On the first phase i would turn one day to 'power day' , better be day 2 , consisting of power cleans/snatches and heavy explosive box squats. That would help your ( lacking? 34 RVJ is low for 2*BW ) RFD and also leave some room for better recovery, resulting awesome jumps at day 3.

- explosive parallel box squat 2 x 275,275,275,275,275
lol, i have no idea what i'm doing. these felt cool, i guess. speedy. (?)

- DLRVJ x ~20
 :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record: :personal-record:
dunked a tennis ball repeatedly, probably 8-10 times. i've been able to jump high enough before but didn't have one on hand. anyway it's the first time i've ever actually put something through the rim. it felt awesome, i was giddy afterward. and i think i actually PR'd for height, too. true 34, for sure. sweet.


:headbang:  :wowthatwasnutswtf:  :personal-record:  :ibjumping:
Target training paces (min/km), calculated from 5K PR 22:49 :
Easy run : 5:48
Tempo run : 4:50
VO2-max run :4:21
Speed form run : 4:02

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it's the biggest trick in the run game.. go slow to go fast. it doesn't make sense until it smacks you in the face and you're like ....... wtf?

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1176 on: January 12, 2012, 10:17:21 am »
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^^^ lol, yeah, i thought about that. alright vag, i'll listen to your crazy advice.  ;D

maybe something a little texas-methody...

Day 1
jumps
squat 5 x 5 @ 80-85%
upper push/pull 3 x 5

Day 2
jumps
explosive box squat 8 x 2 @ 45-65%
upper push/pull 2 x 10

Day 3
jumps
squat MSEM 2 x 3 @ 90-95%
upper push/pull 2 x 10

okay, glad to have something to go on. here we go!
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1177 on: January 12, 2012, 10:19:22 am »
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:headbang:

rock and roll man!

I vote if you can get a tennis ball down you need to buy a mini b-ball and dunk that too!

thanks loopie! i'm gonna try a soccer ball the next time i'm jumping that well. there were too many people around yesterday, didn't want to get owned in front of all the crossfitters.  :-[ plus if the ball had bounced off weird it'd have hit someone doing kettlebell snatches or double unders or something, and for all my hatred of crossfit i like all those people and i'm not an asshole.
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1178 on: January 12, 2012, 11:08:26 am »
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LOL , was just kidding though , you were on a PR train already , you would have had the same results yesterday even if you did avishek RVJ deadlifts the other day!  :P

On a serious note , i really like that last template you wrote. Simple and zeroing in all the jumping essentials.
Maybe add a p-chain assistance exercise somewhere?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2012, 01:50:10 pm by vag »
Target training paces (min/km), calculated from 5K PR 22:49 :
Easy run : 5:48
Tempo run : 4:50
VO2-max run :4:21
Speed form run : 4:02

---

it's the biggest trick in the run game.. go slow to go fast. it doesn't make sense until it smacks you in the face and you're like ....... wtf?

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1179 on: January 16, 2012, 02:21:50 pm »
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ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


FRIDAY

BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = left knee stiff
FATIGUE = low

- warm up

- DSVJ x 3

- DLRVJ x ~15
meh, pretty bad

- MR half tuck x 25,20,20

- explosive box squat 8 x 2 x 225

- SS1: pull down 10 x 90
- SS1: DB bench 10 x 110
- SS1 info: 2 rounds

- stretch

SUNDAY

- warm up

- DSVJ x 4
possibly PR, probably the highest DSVJ i've ever done, ~31.5

- DLRVJ x ~25
just wasn't getting up well, approach was all off. did a few tennis ball dunks but not that well.

the gym was closing soon so i decided to cut my losses, will go work out again today.

(later)

- stretch
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1180 on: January 18, 2012, 11:57:22 am »
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rolled into gym on monday having forgotten shorts at home. could find none in lost and found (they wash the clothes and then leave 'em in a pile in a back room), although i did find a t-shirt i'd lost. knee has been bugging consistently for a couple of weeks now, anyway, so it probably wasn't a terrible thing to rest a bit. foam rolling IT bands hurts but i've actually been doing it, so that's good. need to set realistic goals in order to have any chance of follow-through. full-body SMR every day is not realistic for me.

went to dinner at parents' house last night so no workout. tonight, hopefully will make rim make loud banging sound over and over.

forgot to mention that on sunday i tried to dunk with a soccer ball and it threw off my approach so much that i felt like a complete tard. holding a tennis ball is weird enough. oh well, just got to suck it up and get used to it.
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1181 on: January 18, 2012, 11:00:11 pm »
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ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = none
FATIGUE = moderate

- warm up

- sprint starts x 2
gym was too full to do 10y so just did a couple of bursts

- DSVJ x 5
awful, awful, awful, awful, okay

- DLRVJ x ~20
a bunch of tennis ball dunks, a few of which were good and a few of which i missed (lol). not as high as the first day i did them. got in my own head after about 13 or 14 jumps and started jumping lower. frustrating.

- MR half tuck x 25,25,25
springy! yes!

- squat MSEM 2 x 3 x 275
missed a squat day and was feeling tired so didn't want to push it. back to volume on friday.

- stretch

stretched just now, at home. gotta get up at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow for a call with pakistan, so i didn't want to be at the gym too late.
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1182 on: January 19, 2012, 09:54:36 pm »
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went to gym with my little brother today, taught him a bit o' benching.


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STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = 172
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = none
FATIGUE = moderate to high

- warm up

- bench 3 x 5 x 155
easy but not as easy as it should have been, lol. that's what i get for not benching for at least a year.

- bent over row 3 x 5 x 155
easy

- SS1: ab roll out x 20
- SS1: lift 25 DB by head 2 x 5s each hand
- SS1 info: 3 rounds

- foam roll legs x 45 minutes
mother of god

- stretch
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

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https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1183 on: January 22, 2012, 07:10:11 pm »
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this week at work absolutely kicked my ass. i'm not even sure why it was so bad -- i've worked longer hours and dealt with harsher deadlines before but for some reason i was just a complete mess at the end of the day on friday. woke up sick on saturday and was just out of it most of the day. had recovered somewhat by the evening and i slept pretty well last night. gonna get some more good sleep tonight, insh'allah, and try to get back on it tomorrow.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


friday

BW = 172
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = none
FATIGUE = extremely high

- warm up

- sprints x 10y,10y

- DSVJ x 5

- DLRVJ x 12-15
bad, nothing over 31.5 and just felt slow and uncoordinated. i was jump-stopping, for crying out loud.

- squat 3 x 275,275,275
lol, weak as shit. ugh.

- stretch
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

- Avishek

https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Re: a fast and explosive donkey!
« Reply #1184 on: January 23, 2012, 10:54:47 pm »
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i slept like 3-4 hours last night. no idea why. i was so tired at the end of the day that i got irritable, and i NEVER get irritable. i was snapping at people and shit. fully expected the workout to suck ass.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL/LACROSSE BALL/SMR AFTER WORKOUTS AND ON REST DAYS.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = none
FATIGUE = high

- warm up
working on being able to do a criss-cross (or whatever it's called) while jumping rope. making progress.

- DSVJ x 3

- DLRVJ x 18-20
really good out of absolutely nowhere. best since the first day of tennis ball dunks, i think. one definite 33.5

- MR half tuck x 20,20,15
did with a bit more intensity than usual, felt it in the knees. will revert to well submax for higher reps next time

- squat 5 x 275,285,295
last set best

- OHP 5 x 105,105,115
lol, at least it was easy

- hanging leg raise x 10

- L-sit x 10s,10s,10s,10s

- stretch

gonna do bar rollouts next time. core work good. gonna sleep now, hopefully for at least seven freaking hours.
Muscles are nonsensical they have nothing to do with this bullshit.

- Avishek

https://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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