To become as elite as possible - The LEVEL 8 Thread

[adarqui]

Ok so we all know level-7 is very effective at bringing out the highest levels of performance, but what about level-8? Level-8 is body modifications in order to improve relative strength the utmost greatest levels. So far, we have a few techniques at streamlining the body to it's absolute lightest state, here are a few:

- Complete laser hair removal of the entire body
- Organ removal (one eye, one kidney, one lung, one testicle, GI tract shortening)
- Removal of certain muscles (for example, instrinsics of the hand and various forearm muscles)
- Liposuction to reduce fat levels
- Organ replacement (replacing organs with lighter weight artificial substitutes, ie, artificial heart)
- Portable limbs, in the case of jumping, this might be removing the left arm for a left leg - right reach jumper. The arm can be re-attached after training/competition.
- Laxitives for severe dehydration
- Enemas for removal of all fecal matter
- Bone replacement (replacing calcium based bones with lighter weight composites)
- Skinning

Just a few ideas.

Train hard,

adarq.



edit: level-7 thread: http://www.adarq.org/forum/strength-power-reactivity-speed-discussion/the-level-7-ideas-thread/

[Royal]

Lol, I've actually thought about this.. oh jesus I thought I was a little crazy hehehe.

[adarqui]

Lol, I've actually thought about this.. oh jesus I thought I was a little crazy hehehe.

haha

[Raptor]

Is roiding considered level 8? What about bionics?

[adarqui]

Is roiding considered level 8? What about bionics?

nah roiding is level 6.

replacing limbs with bionics would definitely be level 8.

[Raptor]

What about girls attaching false toenails?

[adarqui]

What about girls attaching false toenails?

Please do not gay up this very important thread, please keep this on topic, as it pertains to athletic performance enhancement.

[Raptor]

How about eating intestinal worms so that they can eat my food and I get lighter (this actually really exists in Japan from what I have been told) and thus - jump higher?

[Royal]

  No wonder that weak looking japanese guy could hit a 10.00 100m.

Wouldn't bionics make you a paraplegic though which then would put you in Paraplympics

[adarqui]

No wonder that weak looking japanese guy could hit a 10.00 100m.

Wouldn't bionics make you a paraplegic though which then would put you in Paraplympics

"paraPlympics" lol.... jeremy wariner was actually afraid to run against the bionic man, he pulled up right after the start in a 400m.

I give those paralympics dudes/women mad credit, they got so much heart.

but regardless, if you run 9.1 in the 100m using level-8, doesn't matter where you ran it.

[Raptor]

You wouldn't want to be a paraplegic, trust me.

[LBSS]

Someday I will have bionic toes.

For real.

[Zetz]

Bionic hamstrings. Boom.