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Cut You In Half Press:

A barbell with a double sided razor blade bar, in the middle. So, you can just barely touch chest and then press the bar, but if you fail, it will chop your torso in half.

bump. was just re-reading this.. this cracked me up.

I'll create a new one:

Captain Of Crush NO-SET Gripper STIM

1. A CoC gripper (one level above your current level, ie #1 -> #2, #2 -> #3, #3 -> #4, #4 = done), wired to plastic explosives and a timer.
2. Restrain athlete via ankle chains.
3. Restrain off arm with one hand cuff.
4. Once the gripper is placed into the athlete's dominant hand, start the timer.
5. The only way to stop the timer is to perform a strict, no-set close, verified by 3 judges.
6. Attempts at cheating will be resisted.

Time to PR, literally.
 

i would die, those things are no joke.

yeah me2. What's the hardest one you've ever closed?

I forget if i've ever gotten the #1 in my right hand.. I've gotten my T (Trainer) and filed down trainer. I don't think i've ever gotten a clean #1 close, especially not a no-set close.

One of my former neighbors was an electrician, could close the #1 easy, first try.. vice grip.