i was rolling at the "i hate food, people who enjoy food are rich snobs" haha.. good stuff
i can turn a bowl of ramen noodles into a 5-star cuisine, u kidding me?
don't know what else to add other than, not all cardio is the same.. cardio isn't going to "simply raise caloric consumption".. if i go for a long walk with interval sprints mixed in, i'm just as hungry after as if i hadn't done that cardio.. if i were to jog 5-10 miles straight, i'd definitely be craving more carbs, as i depleted glycogen more and really took myself out of "homeostasis".
walking 5 miles vs running 5 miles has a way different effect on appetite.. walking 5 miles is a walk in the park (looool best statement ever), i could do that and not feel the need to eat/drink anything after.. calories burned is less than running, sure, but there is calorie burning nonetheless, and a good portion of that comes from fat.. add in interval sprints and you're set.
that statement above goes for pretty much any type of interval training imo.. short intervals with longer rest periods don't have me guzzling down gatoraid/stuffing my face to recover, whether that's walking + interval sprinting, short jump rope intervals, walking + MR halftucks, or whatever..
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"after we had sex in the theater, we went into the bathroom, and had sex again" = lol.. who cares? good job ma, you had sex.. 5000 years ago people were having sex in caves, full of bears and lions, and snakes.. or in mud, canals, or hot coals from recently erupted volcanos.. and this lady is bragging about having sex in a movie theater + bathroom, u kiddin me.