bill simmons is definitely racist, but i don't take his "what if" thing about iverson that way. to me it's more just a way of trying to appreciate or describe obliquely iverson's unbelievable combination of quickness, hand-eye coordination, body awareness, and intelligence.
of course hypotheticals like that don't hold much water, in the same way that "randy moss would have been better if he hadn't smoked so much weed" or "usain bolt is lazy he could have run sub-9.5 if he weren't so lazy" don't. still kind of fun to think about iverson growing up in liverpool and spending his career going head-to-head with zidane.
I find those hypotheticals subtlety racist because they usually suggest that black athletes are lazy but naturally talented and if they only worked hard (which is of course something innate to whiteness) they would be so much better...
If you see my post about Felix - I strongly believe that there are world class athletes of all races that are so gifted that they are on the worlds stage despite suboptimal training... Naively we would assum you don't get to be great without almost perfect genetics and almost perfect environment (training) but there are athletes who could be even better... BUT... I don't think a coach who recognizes that is being racist (he might be arrogant about his coaching skills which you can accuse me of) as long as he realizes it's not laziness that keeps world class athletes from sometimes fulfilling their potential but just improper training. I believe if Allyson Felix trained differently and kept up her 200 she could run a faster 400... But I know she pukes constantly at practice... She not lazy... She just trains incredibly hard not always in the optimal way...
I don't know if I posted this before here before but this is my favorite example of this subtle racism used by sports commentators:
http://www.espn.com/blog/carolina-panthers/post/_/id/14097/colin-jones-continues-to-impressThis is an article about maybe the greatest freak athlete I have seen in person. Colin Jones the safety for the Panthers. This is a the kid who was shown the bench press as a freshman and threw up two plates. Who had to run a 100m as a fourteen year old in basketball shoes and ran low 11. Just that kid who is completely gifted. Ran a 4.34 at the combine at 6' 220...
This is in the article:
"Not the fastest or the most athletic, but he works hard and he makes plays. "
Why would this statement be there? Oh... Cause he is white. Yes, I do think racism can be displayed by a white person talking about another white person..
This is my problem with comments that suggest that Iverson could have been good at anything... They sound flattering but IMO they are suggestive of a racial stereotype where black people have God given taken that provides them with an advantage in all sports while white people work hard. It's also insulting to the actual performers of the sport to take questions about Tim Tebow and baseball and things of this nature. The fact is that Allen Iverson or anybody couldn't have been great at all sports - because at the highest level sports require specific characteristics that's it's extremely unlikely are possessed by any individual across sports. For example Allen Iverson had extremely long arms and big hands. Multiple standard deviations always from the mean. To be a successful boxer you have to take a punch - like hand size this is an untrainable characteristic... You think he was also multiple standard deviations from the mean here too? Unlikely. You think he was multiple standard deviations from the mean for all characteristics for all sports? Impossible...
That said - I'm totally in love with your image of Iverson playing soccer with Zidane. Iverson in a long sleeve jersey with his incredible ball skills... When you restrict that analogy to two sports that are actually somewhat similar it's totally awesome to speculate...
But lets just amend the reason we think Iverson would be so great at soccer to include "appreciate or describe obliquely iverson's unbelievable combination of quickness, hand-eye coordination, body awareness, and intelligence, and incredible WORK ETHIC.
*not trying to give you a hard time or call you racist btw. You respond extremely well to racism and don't take things personal which I appreciate... It's just you brought up my least favorite claim by one of the more annoying racist sports commentators...