for the most part i hate preppers.. my fomer boss was a prepper and man was he a fucking idiot. This guy would tell me every time how Obama is planning to takeover the USA with the UN and soon there will be tanks/soldiers everywhere trying to take our guns/enslave us yada yada.. so somehow, his army of preppers was going to defend us against this Terrorist government takeover. shit was insane. anyway.
some FB post:
Anyone else find Preppers absolutely hilarious & moronic? Turns out Nancy Lanza, the mother of the Newtown shooter, was a Doomsday Prepper, preparing for the end of civilization due to the collapse of our economy. Instead, she prepared for her own demise. Anyway, back on topic.
I have a bit of advice to preppers everywhere: If you truly think that in the near future you'll be having to defend your shitty plot of land in your makeshift fortress with several handguns and semi automatic weapons while living off canned foods, pork rinds, and propel packets. Why don't you just fucking MOVE to a country whose economy is booming and/or an island where fruit/veggies/fish are plentiful. Instead you'd rather stack your deck on the fact that you'll be able to defend yourself in what you depict will be a welfare check zombieland led by your most favorite supervillain, Barrack Obama aka Satan, who was sent here by Osama Bin Laden himself to destroy America.
YOU
DUMB
FUCKING
RETARDS.
In case you're a prepper and you missed it: MOVE aka GTFO.
Sincerely,
adarq