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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 10:31:34 pm »
J-DUB he's a scavenger like the hyena
comes to play when he knows he'll be a winnah
he can jump really high, a graceful ballerina
he stalks people day and night and then plays with his tiny wienah

 Is this a bomb threat?

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 10:28:48 pm »
Lol that's when I gained 10 lb in one week and tried to look as filthy as possible

ah, that completely clears up the morbidly obese pathetic 60 pounds overweight lump of shit with one eyebrow chest acne and the biggest fucking bobble head that goes on someone much taller, that i see in the pics. 

 and not a single muscle fiber was seen this day.


and LOL AT YOU THINKING YOU ARE LESS THAN 30 PERCENT FAT

YOU ARE A SOLID 35-38 PERCENT FAT , 100 PERCENT UNATHLETIC PILE OF SHIT.

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 06:00:54 pm »

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 05:53:46 pm »

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 05:51:11 pm »




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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 05:38:38 pm »
What's up with the newspaper?




hes reading an article on how to get rid of chest acne.

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 30, 2013, 03:23:56 pm »
squat in low bar, you'll soon be stealing vacuum cleaners with a cro bar

squat in wide stance, you'll soon be asking why lance

don't eat atleast 150g of protein, youll soon be a bench warmer on yo team

finshed air alert?  does your pussy hair hurt?

24in svj and 350 lb squat? thats cuz he doesn't front squat

stuck forever at 32 in and never winning thats cuz he likes swimming

eat pizza and halal foods, be in a shitty mood


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u look so happy there are u feel thin man?

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: training rhymes
« on: April 27, 2013, 01:26:24 am »
 We got a dude here claiming he wanna cut

 hes 3 feet tall, ugly, with a face like a butt

 already a years gone past and he aint even close

 half this fuckers body mass is made up of adipose


 So many posts, layin the hate on thick,

 Every single word screamin I GOT A MICRO DICK

 guy needs to relax and try to be fit

 just cause we know, dont mean we can see it


 Cant make his high school team, but hes gonna play in college

 let me enlighten you, and drop a little knowledge

 you have not a chance in hell of doing anything athletic

 your best bet is to get less pathetic



 face looking caved in like I smashed it with a pan

 cant even dribble right with those burger king hands

 at first I thought hey, this is a kid no need to scold

 then it came clear, this fuckers 30 years old


 Youre gonna play in college, please tell me how

 half your life is over, somebody'd have noticed you by now

 short, fat, slow, and inferior

 best bet is to go blow someone superior

 
 Maybe you'll ingest some better dna

 then when intramurals come up you might get to play

 otherwise your goals are completely insane

 and you got better odds of gettin hit with avisheks plane

 

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Strength, Power, Reactivity, & Speed Discussion / Re: fk all u faggots
« on: April 12, 2013, 02:56:19 pm »


u run out of vicodin bro y so mad<>?

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  This is indeed very odd, most males hit themselves in the penis when attempting the olympic lifts, never ever ever heard of the nuts getting hit.  Odd how that happened to only you bro.

by the way hyperdink, hows that college ball treatin you G? bet your'e takin them by storm aint ya !

 

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  I have a degree 2 sprain,   I tore one of the several ligaments in my foot.




the swelling is totally gone.  that means almost no pain besides bending towards the position of the sprain.  time to train like chinese gymnasts!

Prior to your introduction to this site, it was debatable who the biggest dumb fuck really was.  You have achieved this title, beyond any shadow of a doubt, and its astonishing as the others were 15-18 years old.

Your squat videos were absolutely disgusting. Your "basketball" video was fucking terrible too, you have never played a lick of real ball other than possibly little dribblers, and even then you would come off the bench.

 The only thing having a back that rounded is good for is getting penetrated from behind. Judging by your copious levels of estrogen, made obvious by your FUPA and possibly C cup breasts, a rounded back may be a good choice for your lifestyle, but not so relevant in terms of training.

If your goal was  "how to get f**ked like the big pile of pudding you are" video, then maybe people would take your advise more seriously. The only thing all that fat is good for is using your loose skin to bounce out of the hole and generate upward force to help you lift weight up.

Your video was seriously absolutely disgusting. Your whole body literally jiggled all the way through your lift and your back rounded like an obese camel-whale. You're seriously so fat, I could smack your ass and have an entire swim team ride your waves. You're seriously so fat you probably could use a mattress as a tampon for that big gaping mangina of yours. I could likely fold any flap of skin on your body and use it for intercourse.

You out of all people in this world wanna talk shit?! You are ugly, short, and very unathletic. And insanely fat to boot. You will likely lose your virginity in your mid to late 50s to some guy named Harry with a fetish for squashing fat ass asian gnomes. Obviously no girl would wanna come near a kid with titties that rival Pamela Anderson's, just a lot less perky and more floppy.

We get our share of trolls  ;D, but you are the worst of all. A fat, immature kid with absolutely no relevant training knowledge proceeds to just diminish every conversation to stupidity and has yet to post anything that could be regarded as a coherent thought.

You have bragged about having -ONLY- 20% body fat and dare try to call yourself an athlete. The only athletes as fat as you are sumo wrestlers and you aren't even fat/strong enough to gain their respect. I couldn't achieve 20% body fat if I stopped working out for the rest of my life and started taking chocolate intravenously.




stop being a little fat obese overbiting faggot or I will show bodybuilding.com who has been dishing out advice in the bball forums.  They will be very dissapoint.

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Basketball / Re: hormones in cows and meats + corn does wonders
« on: September 15, 2012, 02:47:34 am »
ok coon, i'll stop right now.

bWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 WEAK ATTEMPT AT RACISM FAIL.


I can now sleep smiling, as I have achieved my goal.  Your vagina has been gaped open, for everyone to see sir.


Game, set, match, you sir, are not doing the fucking program, and are an utter disgrace to the pedo race.  This post will now stand for years to come, so everyone can see just what a fucking loser you are.







 ^ this from hyperdunk bodyspace page, he was in cutting phase to play college.

 :D ;D :o ;D


GAPED OPEN




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Basketball / Re: hormones in cows and meats + corn does wonders
« on: September 14, 2012, 01:25:04 am »
^lol

jdub- I see that you switched from saying "brah" to "bro" after I called you out on that.  Congrats on your first step towards heterosexuality, faggot. lol.

You are embarrassing yourself, just stop posting NOW lmfao.



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Basketball / Re: hormones in cows and meats + corn does wonders
« on: September 13, 2012, 03:45:16 pm »
lol WHY SO MAD hyperdunkpedo1? hehe.. calm down guy.......




u know what else is real homo?

I KNOW, I KNOW>>>>> being a member of a weird sex fetish forum, posting pics of underage girls, and getting your post deleted by admins since even the weirdo twisted fucks are not as pathetic as your pedophile self? amiright??? heheheh!!!


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you've just exposed yourself as 1) a nerd, b/c you're real good with photo shops

THose arent photo shops you moronic pigmy retard. Its pictures of a fatto lill unathletic pedo faggot tryin to sqwattt! I should make one of your ugly ass attempt at a set shot thats a chest pass to the rim, and fucked up shoulder height "dribbling".

calm down fatto it not good for your blood pressure u have d iabetes.




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2) some fag that says "brah" instead of bro

LOL YOU SO MAD!!!!  ;D ;D ;D. calm down brah, your double chin is gonna get wrinkled up more...


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3) somebody that goes out of the way ON THE INTERNET to insult

^this funny too. coming from  a 3ft ugly ass troll that talks to shit to people who would beat the fuck out of him in real life, constantly.  Every member of this forum could beat your ass, and thats not an exaggeration. bmully could destroy you dirty little perverted rat!

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4) people with the above tendencies are NEVER athletically gifted

^7th grade bball wanna be, with burger king hands, 65% bodyfat, and weak as FAWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKK! hehehe!

please mr. college ball guy, tell me more of athleticism...... ;D


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GO BACK TO YOUR FKN HOLE!!!! muahahahahhahahhaha

i am at my home, you go back to yours at http://www.forumophilia.com/post12716.html?highlight#12716, and beat your little micro pp to some more underage kids, FAGGOT.

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