Hahaha I laughed in real life when I read that, especially since my back hurts so bad now
lol me too. except the back pain part.
my brother (the disappearing one) and i were sharing a room at this motel that we stayed at up in MA. he falls asleep before me and talks in his sleep a lot so i got a sense of a couple of his dreams. in one he was trying to get into a residential treatment program. introduced himself to whomever he was talking to on the phone, asked some questions about the program, asked for their fax number, etc. very thorough and polite. the other was more incoherent, kept saying the name of a major street near where we grew up and talking about crossing it.
meanwhile, in MY dream last night i was awake, reading, in the room and he was asleep. then he woke up and stood up to go to the bathroom. i looked over and he was naked from the waist down, and his dick was about 2 feet long and shaped like a wooden dowel with a hot dog skewered lengthwise on the end of it. that's all i remember. fucking weird.