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21511
just make sure you land shins perpendicular, on the ball of the foot, and don't flinch/fidget.

that's how they do it in the Eastern Bloc.

21512
Pictured here, Werner Gunthor (Olympic thrower) practicing shot put in Palestine.


21513
workout ideas for zgin while he's in the london airport:

[06:02am] zgin: dude
[06:02am] zgin: i wanna train todaY
[06:02am] adarq: train in the airport
[06:02am] adarq: plyos
[06:02am] zgin: had friday off
[06:02am] allstar09: sprints
[06:02am] allstar09: beat the plane
[06:02am] zgin: and tennis was almost nuthing on thurs
[06:02am] allstar09: or get burnt by its exhaust
[06:02am] allstar09: level 7
[06:02am] zgin: dude
[06:02am] adarq: haha
[06:03am] adarq: allstar
[06:03am] zgin: theres so many people here with machine guns
[06:03am] adarq: +100
[06:03am] adarq: damn
[06:03am] adarq: DAMN
[06:03am] adarq: take a gun from one
[06:03am] adarq: and sprint
[06:03am] adarq: level 7
[06:03am] allstar09: AHAHAHAH!
[06:03am] allstar09: shit
[06:03am] allstar09: i actually lol'd
[06:03am] allstar09: then
[06:03am] zgin: level 7
[06:03am] zgin: i have to outrun the other one
[06:03am] zgin: tey work in teams of 2
[06:03am] zgin: dodging bullets
[06:04am] allstar09: level 14 then
[06:04am] zgin: improving agility
[06:04am] allstar09: thats double level 7 man
[06:04am] zgin: level 14 agility training
[06:04am] allstar09: just imagine...
[06:04am] zgin: with depth drops off the escalator while runnig away
[06:04am] zgin: 20 ft depth drops
[06:04am] adarq: light the airport on fire and dodge the flames
[06:04am] adarq: level 7 agility


21514
ISO EXTREME STIM

This is used to force an athlete to stay in position.

1. Athlete enters the confined chamber.

2. Athlete gets into position, such as pushup iso or squat iso.

3. Once in position, the spikes come out. If athlete drops, they will be impaled by the spike. If athlete rises, they will be impaled by the spike.

4. Spikes are removed via the control room once the magical 5 minutes is achieved.


21515
Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: ADARQ's journal
« on: March 27, 2010, 03:18:17 am »


3/26/2010

felt pretty good..

nearly max effort sprints:
- about 70 yards each or so, from pole to pole
- walked 2 poles to recover
- felt pretty good
- 8 reps

some jumps:
- in my track waffles, so ~2 step light runup
- LR plant: ~10'4
- RL plant: ~10'1
- about 10 jumps each

nearly max effort sprints:
- same as above
- 5 reps


ISOT: 2 rotations

chinups:
- BW + 20 lb @ 11,12
- felt great

partial dips:
- BW + 20 lb @ 20,25
- shoulder felt good

half squat:
- 185 @ 10,10
- heels on 2.5 lb plates
- felt ok, power is lower at the moment tho, slow

ssbar walking lunges:
- 125 lb @ ~5-6 each leg, 2 sets
- felt good

bb calf raises:
- kept toes up entire time
- 45 lb bar @ 30, 30
- felt ok, need to make sure not to go too heavy cause if i crunch my toes i could pull that muscle again


good workout.

pc

21516
Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: THE DREAM JOURNAL
« on: March 26, 2010, 06:04:32 pm »
3/25/2010

Not really worth noting, it was all over the place. I was mostly driving around in a car searching for malcom X, with some dude, in an SUV, while worrying about my groceries that I left in my car, then all of a sudden driving a bike in a forrest.

WUT.

21517
The Dismemberment Method

This technique, mastered in the secretive training halls of ZinZi China, allows an athlete to achieve full sports mastery. In order to fully break the protective barrier provided to us by the CNS, the coaches at ZinZi have come up with what is highly regarded as the most effective shock method known to mankind.

1. Athlete prepares for sports mastery.

2. Coach, athlete, & reconstructive surgeons enter the "zoom room" securely located within the training hall's compound.

3. Athlete performs an as of this time, unknown ritual.

4. Athlete grabs ahold of a specially tempered ginsu knife specially crafted by enslaved Tibetan monks.

5. Athlete, through strength of will of impulse, takes the ginsu and chops off fully, one of his fingers. Here, the athlete is to show no pain, no facial expressions, no deep breathes, and no rise in heart rate. If any of these components are not achieved, then sports mastery did not occur, and must be reschedule for a later date, but next time, using a katana sword used in the execution of Chinese rice farmer's who do not pay taxes.

6. The athlete's finger is immediately reconstructed. Using the time tested techniques, full range of motion, strength, & nerve sensation are recovered.

7. The full capacity of the innate reserves is now able to be realized, through strength of will of impulse.



Do not try this, it is not for you.

21518
The USSR Roulette Stim Method

This can be used before sprints, depth jumps, squats, etc.

1. Athlete loads a 6 shooter with one bullet.

2. Athlete, under vision deprivation (blind fold), spins chamber a total of 5 times.

3. Athlete places barrel of gun at temple.

4. Athlete pulls trigger.

If the athlete survives:

5. Athlete utilizes light movement drills for 4-6 minutes, such as light shaking of the limbs, to remove spurious tension. It is essential that the athlete rest 4-6 minutes, as this allows for the greatest motor cortex stimulatory tonic effect.

6. Athlete then performs the tonic exercise.


21519
Pics, Videos, & Links / Re: Retro Vert: Darrell Griffith
« on: March 26, 2010, 06:14:41 am »
what THE fuck?

awesome pictures..

21520
Leaked picture from a training session, which involved kidnapping the athlete, strapping him to a bench, and then performing EMS with the ARP to selectively recruit the fast twitch fibers of the pectorals, triceps, and anterior deltoids. This was 1-week out from world's for a 50kg male powerlifter. It is said that this athlete gained 150 lb on his bench press in just over 24 hours.



21521
In the China, failure to bring back the gold medal is considered a failure against the state, god, and the great leader himself, kim jong il (who has nothing to do with China). Pictured here, is an weightlifting coach who failed to deliver during the 2004 olympics.



Let it be known, that china dominated the 2008 olympics.

21522
MENTAL EXTREME

Pictured here, Jay Schroeder, immobilizing tanks, demonstrates the power of the mind once iso extremes have been mastered for over 3 years.


21523
Cuban Baseball: Pitching Techniques

A young aspiring cuban national baseball pitcher, seen here in Beirut, practices his fast ball against an angry tank.


21524
Jamaican Overspeed

This is the only known footage of usain bolt as a young child, training using the highly secretive jamaican overspeed technique. Apparently, the young sprinter would be strapped to the car by a harness and tow-rope, at which, after reaching 25-30 mph, the harness is released and maintenance of top speed is attempted.


21525
SupraDupraMaximal Depth Drops

Jay Schroeder apparently saw people doing depth drops from 15-25 feet while he was owning russians in powerlifting, during his time in the eastern bloc. Contrary to popular belief, athletes in the USSR do not simply step off the box, instead, they perform a muscle up on a thin bar then drop. This is the only known footage we have from his experience in the great USSR.





ARowe: that's schroeder on the other side of the pole

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