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« on: July 20, 2016, 03:24:50 am »
So as I was waking up this morning, I had this dream:
I was in a counter-strike level, and some guy sneaked behind me to knife me in the back, but I caught him and shot him dead. Then, I found out that Turkey exited NATO and declared war to everybody.
Then, in this level, the "boss" enemy came in, and it was Erdogan. So I go right in his face, put the gun at his head, and shoot. But the gun didn't fire. Apparently, you couldn't shoot Erdogan no matter what, he was even pretty relaxed when he saw me come in to shoot him, like, indifferent.
So then my mom appeared in the level and she was very dissapointed about me not killing Erdogan. Her extremely high moral standards imposed me killing Erdogan.