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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #150 on: December 17, 2010, 04:26:41 am »
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Jim Wendler on how to suck at powercleans:

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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #151 on: December 19, 2010, 09:15:53 am »
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No video of the 500# squat Eric?

i have 1 on a 17" box which is a inch above parallel during a cutting phase at 220lbs when i did bodybuilding

no normal ones tho since ill barely video tape lifts since it gets annoying after awhile, its in with my video of me going over 200lbs on a upright row

and i honestly dont really feel the need to have to prove myself when ive benched more than most people on here can squat
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #152 on: December 19, 2010, 12:20:28 pm »
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5497162/shit/

Those look pretty close to 1/4 squats to me, so I wouldn't start bragging that you can squat 500.
You have strength, but thats not a 500# squat IMO.
Your upright rows, would be better named hang clean high pulls as well.
But then again, everyone has different ideas of what proper form should look like.
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #153 on: December 19, 2010, 01:12:30 pm »
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the seat was an inch above the 16" box which is parallel, if i did close stance it would look deeper but i was a wide stance squatter.  and on the rows idt i was using that much swing in them, can u do 225 doing that? idts

besides i would have done the squat without a box if i wasnt in a cutting phase and if i had spotters, and yes again ill repeat myself 16"s is parallel for me, that seat is 17"s, see how easily i did that with barely any energy?

get the fuck out of here, quarter squats my ass, 4 inches higher and it woulda been a quarter squat

the top of the calf raise machine is 36"s no way is that seat 4 inches lower

before 2 shoulder injuries i was benching between low to mid 400s, when i was at my peak for bodybuilding id have between 550-600 on the bar for squats, i do back raises holding onto 180lbs, dont call me out, ive more than proven myself


and proper form for the upright rows, so erik fankhouser has shitty form for curls cuz he swings a lil bit? u dont have to do everything strict as balls, i barely get momentum in the lifts
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #154 on: December 19, 2010, 01:40:41 pm »
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Do you even know what parallel is? I don't think you do.
Parallel squat is when the hip crease is the same level as the knee. Your squat is not only fail as a parallel squat(which you weren't trying to do), it is a fail as 1" above parallel squat. I don't care what kind of form you use, but don't go saying you squat 500# when your form sucks.

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the seat was an inch above the 16" box which is parallel, if i did close stance it would look deeper but i was a wide stance squatter
If you did a close stance it would have looked a lot higher actually. Your thighs would have had a much steeper angle.

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besides i would have done the squat without a box if i wasnt in a cutting phase and if i had spotters
What does box squatting have to do with being in a cutting phase?

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the top of the calf raise machine is 36"s no way is that seat 4 inches lower
Do you always measure gym equipment as a standard for squat depth?

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before 2 shoulder injuries i was benching between low to mid 400s, when i was at my peak for bodybuilding id have between 550-600 on the bar for squats, i do back raises holding onto 180lbs, dont call me out, ive more than proven myself
I don't know about your benching, I just saw that one video where you said you did 325, but it didn't count because your form broke.  You've proven, at least to me, that you don't know what 1" above parallel squat looks like.

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« Reply #155 on: December 19, 2010, 05:52:57 pm »
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Do you even know what parallel is? I don't think you do.
Parallel squat is when the hip crease is the same level as the knee. Your squat is not only fail as a parallel squat(which you weren't trying to do), it is a fail as 1" above parallel squat. I don't care what kind of form you use, but don't go saying you squat 500# when your form sucks.

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the seat was an inch above the 16" box which is parallel, if i did close stance it would look deeper but i was a wide stance squatter
If you did a close stance it would have looked a lot higher actually. Your thighs would have had a much steeper angle.

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besides i would have done the squat without a box if i wasnt in a cutting phase and if i had spotters
What does box squatting have to do with being in a cutting phase?

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the top of the calf raise machine is 36"s no way is that seat 4 inches lower
Do you always measure gym equipment as a standard for squat depth?

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before 2 shoulder injuries i was benching between low to mid 400s, when i was at my peak for bodybuilding id have between 550-600 on the bar for squats, i do back raises holding onto 180lbs, dont call me out, ive more than proven myself
I don't know about your benching, I just saw that one video where you said you did 325, but it didn't count because your form broke.  You've proven, at least to me, that you don't know what 1" above parallel squat looks like.


how does my form for squats suck? lol and are you seriously retarded? cutting phase means i dont have as much energy as i would and i already mentioned i didnt have spotters so why would i risk injuring myself  if i miss the lift... i could just sit on it and drop the weight? THATS WHY I USED IT, and yes 16"s is parallel for me, we use to have a 16" box, thats a inch or so above, you werent there and u dont go to my gym so go fuck yourself, and thats a old bench video, and so what if my form broke in it? i even point it out in the description u dumbass, am i doing a PL meet? no, the weight goes down and it went back up meaning the bench DID COUNT, besides if i kept a tighter arch where my butt doesnt go up, i would have put EVEN MORE POWER into the bench so your trying to say a bench press didnt count hen i put less power into it than i could have?

and ive proven alls you can do is talk shit with no back up since wheres your videos of lifts?  where are the videos of u doing over 300lbs on the bench, over 500lbs on your back? lift over 180lbs to your neck without cleaning it buddy


and i even mentioned before hand it was above parallel so what r u trying to fight me on? get a plane ticket to ny and visit my gym, ill even take u up to liverpool to see how your MMA is
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #156 on: December 19, 2010, 06:24:27 pm »
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how does my form for squats suck? lol and are you seriously retarded? cutting phase means i dont have as much energy as i would and i already mentioned i didnt have spotters so why would i risk injuring myself  if i miss the lift... i could just sit on it and drop the weight? THATS WHY I USED IT

You can't be this dumb Eric.
I'll answer your question with a question.
If you're so drained from your 'cutting' phase, then why the fuck are you doing 1 rep maxes? Smarten up.

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, and yes 16"s is parallel for me, we use to have a 16" box, thats a inch or so above, you werent there and u dont go to my gym so go fuck yourself, and thats a old bench video, and so what if my form broke in it? i even point it out in the description u dumbass, am i doing a PL meet? no, the weight goes down and it went back up meaning the bench DID COUNT
You're the one that said it didn't count.
From the bottom of your video
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me benching 325, i dont count this lift because of the broken form


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and ive proven alls you can do is talk shit with no back up since wheres your videos of lifts? 
I don't claim 500# squats, you do.

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where are the videos of u doing over 300lbs on the bench, over 500lbs on your back? lift over 180lbs to your neck without cleaning it buddy
You didn't lift that barbell to your neck either, even when you were doing a half-assed high clean pull from the hang.

I've never benched 300#
I've never squatted 500#
My PR aren't worth bragging about:
@165#
265# full squat x 1
320# Deadlift x 1
195# Clean and jerk, couldn't quite get under 200#, that really pissed me off
The most I've benched was 210# but that was like +5 years ago, so not worth mentioning for 2 reasons, it's not good, and not up to date.


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and i even mentioned before hand it was above parallel so what r u trying to fight me on?
This is what you said
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actually yes i have, it worked well when i had over 500lbs on my back :-P suck it
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get a plane ticket to ny and visit my gym, ill even take u up to liverpool to see how your MMA is
That sounds like a good time. I'm not sure if I'm allowed in the US for certain reasons, but going to the UK would be a fun time. It would give us a chance to hang out, and I could visit some people that I've been meaning to see. When I'm available to do so, I hope your offer will still stand.

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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #157 on: December 19, 2010, 07:14:26 pm »
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courtesy of damien-swole

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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #158 on: December 19, 2010, 07:52:11 pm »
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #159 on: December 19, 2010, 08:54:46 pm »
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i was implying if it was a meet bench then it wouldnt count since thats what everyone fucking cares a bout it seems like

and its not a quarter squat i go down more than 6"s to touch my butt on the seat

and why was i 1 reppin? idk to keep my vert up since at this point i was dunking off 2 feet

and i showed u 1 video of the squat like i said when i was in a cutting phase with no spotters, you never saw me when i was 100% during that time did you? no 500 wasnt a problem by any means

fact is yes your lifts arent anything to brag about, so until you hit my lifting numbers, dont open your mouth k?

im done arguing with you little fucking kids
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #160 on: December 20, 2010, 11:10:01 am »
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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #161 on: December 21, 2010, 07:36:27 am »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8</a>

funny? or horrible?

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« Reply #162 on: December 21, 2010, 08:56:13 am »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8</a>

funny? or horrible?

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« Reply #163 on: December 21, 2010, 04:39:30 pm »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8</a>

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Re: funny / horrible training videos
« Reply #164 on: December 21, 2010, 05:50:36 pm »
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Good citizen, please stop with these belligerent remarks on your fellow human counterparts. :highfive:
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All time squat: 165 kg/Old age squat: 130 kg
All time deadlift: 184 kg/Old age deadlift: 140 kg
All time bench: 85 kg/Old age bench: 70kgx5reps
All time hip thrust (same as old age hip thrust): 160kgx5reps