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how's trainign with that other guy going? from the romanian dunk contest..

Well he trains on his own right now, not sure what his squat numbers are at the moment, but he sprained his ankle in an "uncovered" sewer end that was on the street from what I know. Remember, we live in a civilized country.

 

Love southern Europe. It's the best thing in the world sometimes hahaha.

Me and my friends were hopping a rail over a bridge once, so we needed a bit of a run up. The bridge lead to the city center, so it was crowded. We kept having to stop ppl in their tracks to let us run and hop the rail into a dive.

These three girls passed by saying "you guys think you're having fun and all, but you're going to break your necks if you keep doing this! You should stop! It's dangerous!" We ignored them.

ONE MINUTE LATER two cops are about to pass by. My friend is lined up to hop the rail with a clear path, and they are about to step in his path. One cop stops the other with his arm and says "whoa whoa whoa, watch out. Check this out." He says to my friend "all right... let's see what you got."

My friend flips over the rail and into the river as the cops watch in delight. After the splash, they awe at the spectacle and walk on with smiles.

That moment right there just put my country in a nutshell.

Yeah, a life changing experience.

A friend of mine told me a story about how a teacher of his, at the University level, got his car robbed. So they called the cops. And the cop, when he came, said "and what do you want me to do about it?!".

In another similar event, the cop said "well, I didn't tell you to let valuable stuff in the car!".

That's how it is... makes me realize how much I bitch all day.

There were some annoying ass kids (like 12 of them) following me one day. I was I think 13 years old at the time. I crossed the street like 5 seconds before the oncoming car was going to. The kids followed me and annoyed the driver and he had to slow down.
I finished crossing and this old man comes up from behind and slaps the shit out of me, upside the head. WTF???

I said "why did you hit me?!"
"You're supposed to watch out for those kids, you're older than them." (I was 13... they were 10?)
"??? I don't even know them!"
"Do I give a shit?"

It's not a big deal really. But if that happened in America, BAM LAWSUIT + NEWSPAPER HEADLINE.

"Random elderly man attacks 13 year old after crossing street."

in America our teachers just sleep with the kids...there might be slapping involved who knows how kinky they are...but with some of the teachers i had, I wish my teachers were whores 

I had a teacher who wanted it from me. She was 24 at the time. Everybody knew it. She made it very obvious, but not purposely. You could just see it from her body language.

Whoa, actually, in my school, when I was a freshman our soccer coach slept with a senior twice hahaha. Just realized that while writing this.

was ur 24y/o teacher hot? shoulda took her to a rave with the bubble bath soap suds, smash city.

What was your actual teacher, 25? Damn you got that girl pregnant you monster!

I had an English teacher in the College who was about 30... and my first day of English I didn't want to go because I kind of knew people won't show up, and I will waste my time, the teacher probably won't show up etc.

So I had an argument with my parents who were like "you need to go there" and I was like "no, I don't, nobody will show up" and I finally did go to the class... and there were just the students (some) and the teacher apparently, as I expected, didn't show up.

So I started swearing around, saying all kinds of stuff, "fuck I knew this was going to happen, what a waste of time, fuck fuck fuck (well not really these words, but similiar stuff in Romanian ) and I wasn't stopping, I was so pissed about me wasting time at 8AM at college instead of sleeping/watching porn/playing ball, you know, important things.

And as I was swearing again and again, there was this "girl" looking at me. And I was like "what does this bitch want?". I was really annoyed at that. And then she stops at some point and says "OK guys, time to start the lesson!".

Oh man... I mean WTF? So I got in the class and she started to call our names, to know us etc... I was like "oh man, now what?" hahahahaha

And as she finally reached my name, she was like "so you're studying English, right?". "But you did German before, in high school, right?" "Well you need to go to a German class, sorry (there was no German class available)".

And I was actually really sorry about it, I mean... it wasn't supposed to be like that, I wasn't trying to undermine her or anything, but it just happened like that. The problem was and is that I never really apologize, I don't like to apologize to nobody. I either do it on the spot or never do it afterwards.

I don't remember exactly if I stayed at that class (that day) or if I was thrown out but I was allowed the next time to participate and things went cool from that point on... and she was actually cool with stuff, it was interesting. In fact, she started swearing about English at some point (saying "this is fucking boring") or something. And she (yes, I'm not making this up) gave us some "sexual stuff" homework (!!!), I don't remember exactly what were you supposed to do but I remember her joking with a classmate about him and his girlfriend doing BDSM. I mean wtf?

I'll tell you another story tommorow about my latin teacher.