Thanks to Antonio Brown's season-best performance last night, I made it to the finals of my fantasy league, where I will face off against my brother. Can't gloat on fb because I am a nice person and my old roommate, whom I beat in the semis after being down early, sent me this text last night: "I'm going to ask that you say nothing to me. Don't respond to this text. I'll reach out when I'm ready."
So I'm gonna gloat here: SUCK MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS, suck my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls. I am the winner.
Of course I want to win it all but making it to the final guarantees that I'll come out in the black and I should win at least $150 because of ancillary prizes. Championship is worth $420, though. Time to scheme against brother.